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Why is it in a work environment such as "Office Space" a joke about killing oneself can be the most hilarious thing ever?

8 months ago

#waystoannoypeople Keep tweeting about ways to annoy people.

8 months ago

@MickDeth Should I move there? Can i MAKE IT???

8 months ago

#waystoannoypeople call them Gary no matter what their name is.

8 months ago

@ShadyTracey Alone? Too bad I didn't win at cards that night. Maybe I shouldn't mess with the gin?

8 months ago

@ShadyTracey I like BK hats! And it depends if I'm alone or with another 'straggler' whilst Nekkid.

8 months ago

@diablocody Add me. I want to DM something you'll find amusing.

8 months ago

#waystoannoypeople pour a bit of hot sauce in their mouth while they sleep

8 months ago

#waystoannoypeople Answer a phone call while they tell you something important.

8 months ago

#waystoannoypeople Leaving a voicemail labeled "Urgent"

8 months ago

@FSEANCC You just alpha maled some girl into a closet?

8 months ago

@ShadyTracey Gin goes with everything. Even card games.

8 months ago

@theVoiceless For what show
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8 months ago

I just submitted Polyester Dreams for Best New Web Series in the @StreamyAwards http://streamys.org

8 months ago

RT @devincf: Feel free to call @flixster at 415 255 7215 to find out why they won't remove copyrighted material from their site.

8 months ago

@jessicasaves HBO has Watchmen on Demand. We Can both start it at 8pm and watch it together :) I know. PURE CHEEZ...

8 months ago

@deathbysexiness THAT'S A BIG MOTHERFUCKIN' SHARK NIGGA! "Jaws 5 by the Wayans Brothers"

8 months ago

@diablocody What the hell is a go-see?

8 months ago

@deathbysexiness Jaws ruined me. I never liked the ocean. Now I've got hate for the ocean. F a great white! RACIST!

8 months ago

Vote Polyester Dreams for New Web Series http://bit.ly/5VwMus URL is www.polyesterdreams.com I'm a producer!

8 months ago

I just submitted Polyester Dreams for Best New Web Series in the @StreamyAwards http://streamys.org

8 months ago

@deathbysexiness No problem. I'm uplifting souls tonight! And going to sleep shortly!

8 months ago

@deathbysexiness I like your new pic!

8 months ago

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