Twitter / Dallas Coyle
Why is it in a work environment such as "Office Space" a joke about killing oneself can be the most hilarious thing ever?
@ShadyTracey Alone? Too bad I didn't win at cards that night. Maybe I shouldn't mess with the gin?
@ShadyTracey I like BK hats! And it depends if I'm alone or with another 'straggler' whilst Nekkid.
Free music from ME! http://www.metalsucks.net/2010/01/15/the-hard-r-dallas-gives-away-free-m...
I just submitted Polyester Dreams for Best New Web Series in the @StreamyAwards http://streamys.org
@jessicasaves HBO has Watchmen on Demand. We Can both start it at 8pm and watch it together :) I know. PURE CHEEZ...
@deathbysexiness THAT'S A BIG MOTHERFUCKIN' SHARK NIGGA! "Jaws 5 by the Wayans Brothers"
@deathbysexiness Jaws ruined me. I never liked the ocean. Now I've got hate for the ocean. F a great white! RACIST!
Vote Polyester Dreams for New Web Series http://bit.ly/5VwMus URL is www.polyesterdreams.com I'm a producer!
I just submitted Polyester Dreams for Best New Web Series in the @StreamyAwards http://streamys.org
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